Actually more like a confession.
Mr. DDA - I am cheating on you.
I know, a blog is not the place to spill the beans, but I figure this way if I go missing, the entire world will know it was you.
When I went away on my business trip, I saw them... (THEM - yes, more than one.)
Lusted after them...
Took them home with me...
And slept with them...
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However, the next morning, I was overwhelmed with remorse...
And guilt...
So I took them back to where I picked them up and we parted ways...
But Mr. DDA, as much as I love you, I confess, I am still in love with them...
Perhaps we can have an open marriage and they can move in with us.
If not, we've had a wonderful 10 years together. Thanks for the memories!
PS. Mr. DDA - Christmas is less than 3 months away. I wear a size 40 in European shoes...just in case you were wondering!!!
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